Animal Poo In a Box

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Are you stuck trying to find a gift for one of those people who seem to have everything? Well, we've been selling all kinds of shit over the years, but now we finally have some real shit for sale, and shipped to you in a fine box.

So what's so interesting about this shit? Okay, here's the deal: each of this small recycled cardboard boxes has reindeer, rhino, or elephant manure inside, that is completely odor free, but highly nutritional. Yes, the package includes seeds for different plants, and you can plant them in genuine animal manure.

Reindeer Poo In a Box includes reindeer poo, and the included seeds should grow into a real Christmas tree! Not a finnish spruce, but a similar, christmasy tree anyway. Rhino manure feeds everyone's favourite, banana! And last but not least, elephant manure and sunflower seeds.

These animal droppings are gathered in British zoos and safari parks, after which they are treated so as to be safe, and odor and bacteria free for the end user. Still, do not eat it! Your job is to open the poo box, plant the seeds and start gardening. That means watering them, giving them light, and caring for them lovingly.

• Animal manure in small boxes
• Choose between reindeer, rhino, and elephan manure
• Each poo box includes seeds
• Reindeer = christmas tree
• Rhino = banana
• Elephant = sunflower
• Growing results depend on your gardening skills
• Box dimensions: 6.2 x 9 x 4cm

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