Belly Button Brush

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For him/her who has everything, may we present a shocking new product from abroad: The Belly Button Brush. Shipped in an exclusive, fine gift box.

Navel fluff, the least impressive and most pitiful of all fluffes, can finally get some undeserved respect with the introduction of this brush. Navel fluff is even at its best so low quality, that it's not even worth mentioning. Still, we now have a dedicated brush to clean it away - life doesn't get any better than this. Get rid of your navel fluff in style.

The Belly Button Brush is a gift for that person who truly has everything that is needed in life. This is an ultimate status symbol - a bit like a brand new Rolls Royce, but for a fraction of the price. This gets you respect on the ground, sea, and in the air. Imagine your friend pulling out his new iPhone or laptop - you on the other hand are carrying this silver-coated miracle brush. The Belly Button Brush is an instant winner in the iphone-nokialumia-eeepc competition, which seems to be the standard nowondays instead of good old paperrockscissors.

• Brush for cleaning the navel
• Silver-coated and shiny
• Machine-washable
• F**king great gift box, it's made of metal and heavy

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