Canned Dragon Meat

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Fans of Radiant Farm's Unicorn Meat are probably inspecting this product now and thinking, isn't Radiant Farms in Ireland, and don't the nuns breed happily bouncing ponies that shit rainbows and marshmallows?

You see, unicorns and dragons need very different grounds and handling. If they would live together, the dragons would eat the unicorns, and there would be nothing left for us to buy.

The answer is in the nuns. Some of them got bored of having to endlessly look at the cute and beautiful unicorns and just wait for them to die of natural causes. That's why they turned evil and mean. These angry sisters moved into Scotland and founded the Dragon Rendering Plants subdivision and started to produce... well you already know what.
  • One can of delicious, slightly charred dragon meat
  • Produced my Radiant Farms sisters' Scotland division
  • One can has your daily dose of destruction, terror, inferno, chaos, magic, and hate
  • May include residues of poetry and ballet
  • Can dimensions: 16 x 10cm
  • Weight: 528g
  • Waring: a dragon head can be found inside, made of soft toy materials

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