Carabiner Opener

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Shaped like its cousins that are used by rock climbers for attaching stuff - this durable keychain provides both LED illumination and a bottle opener.

There are all kinds of bottle openers: gigantic, microscopic, funny, obscene, talking, self-illuminating, the list goes on and on. At some point using all kinds of funny gadgets for opening bottles just becomes old news. There's a time and place for everything, and pulling out a SpongeBob opener on a fancy date isn't recommended. Your date might draw all kinds of wrong conclusions about you...

That's why we've been looking for a bit more manly bottle opener. And by the forces that be, we found one! More macho than Vin Diesel's stubble or Burt Reynold's chest hair - the LED Carabiner is one of the best drinking buddies we've tested.

Shaped like a rock climbing carabiner, this durable piece of metal looks suitably masculine hanging from your keys. It's shape suggest that you are better at extreme sports than nerdish video games.

The best part is, it's just as practical as it looks like. It has a highly efficient bottle opener and a bright LED light. The Carabiner weighs next to nothing and is great as a keychain or just hanging from a belt loop. Unlike most product on this site the Carabiner Opener doesn't talk, shoot lazer beams or even double as an MP3 player. Regardless, we believe it'll sell faster than you can say Kilimanjaro. So be manly and decisive and star ordering. We'll go watch Power Rangers.

Please note: do not use for climbing or anything else that puts stress on the carabiner.

• Superbright LED
• Carabiner-shaped bottle opener
• Batteries: 2 x button cell (included)
• Dimensions: 75 x 37 x 7mm

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