Portal 2 Aperture Labs Shower Curtain

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Before Aperture Science became the world's leading science company, they were the leading shower curtain manufacturers. Actually, most of Cave Johnson's massive fortune was made in the shower curtain business. For example, all the US Military bases (except for the navy) have curtains made by Aperture in their shower facilities.

And hey, now that we mentioned it, the story goes that it was the navy that destroyed Cave Johnson's career and all that he had accomplished. Cave was exposed to mercury when developing this fine shower curtain to suit the special needs of the navy.

This particular shower curtain with a printed Aperture Laboratories logo probably doesn't carry any mercury or radiation. At least not, if you belong in the control group. If you didn't understand much of the above, this product is probably not for you.

Who's Cave Jonhson? He was the founder of Aperture Science. He was briefly mentioned in Portal, and was a significant character in the Portal 2 video game.
  • Shower curtain themed after the game Portal 2
  • White vinyl curtain (EVA) with a black Aperture Labs logo
  • Text on the bottom of one side: "Contains less than 1% mercury"
  • Probably not radioactive
  • License: Portal & Valve
  • Dimensions: 183 x 183cm

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