Security Briefs

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The security briefs is a discrete way of storing you stuff. Because not many people will touch these.

When in a hotel room, have you at some point wondered where to store your cash, passport and a few other things, to hide them from intruders? Sometimes there's a safe in the room for this, but if not, you're out of options. So it's time to dig out the Security Briefs!

These pants that look like briefs are totally disgusting. There's a yellow piss stain on the front and a brown stain on the back, and there's no guesswork. However, the stains are printing ink, but still very genuine-looking. So stuff your items to be stored in these, place in a plastic bag or on the bag with your (stinking) socks and leave on a visible place, or wherever you would keep your dirty laundry. These are a clear signal for the potential thieves: "You can't touch this!"

• Genuine and original! Stay clear of cheap stinking copies
• The stains look so real that our test group anticipated a smell to be present
• Totally disgusting but ingenious way of keeping things safe
• Leave on the bedside or stick into a suitcase in a "diry laundry bag"
• We're convinced that even the most hardened criminals won't touch these
• Sticker attachment on the fly
• Size XXXL - very big
• Colour: Whitish (with yellow-brown tinting)

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